Sufiah Yusof in Wiki

The Malaysian government is now planning an ambitious “Save Sufiah Programme” to rehabilitate Sufiah and “return her to the right path.”

Malay Community Association of United Kingdom began funds to support ‘Love Suffiah’ Campaign. A delegation from Malaysia headed by Ustaz Trimizi Zainal will depart Malaysia on 19th April to treat Sufiah using Islamic Medical practice, as they believe she is under the influence of black magic.

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Woman Rejects 150 Proposal

A Serbian woman has turned down more than 150 marriage proposals because she has still not met Mr Right.

Milunka Dabovic, now aged 38, from Maskova in central Serbia still lives with her mum.

She got her first proposal when she was 14 and they have been coming ever since.

She said: “I’ve had a lot of proposals and some of them won’t take no for an answer, they even try to get my mother to try and convince me to accept.

“But the man I marry needs to be handsome and tall, needs to accept life here in our village – and must be a hard worker with a good heart.”

Wanita Hamil

Wanita yang mahu mengandung, sedang hamil atau sedang menyusu badan perlu mengambil sekurang- kurangnya 340 gram (12 auns) lemak ikan setiap minggu.

Pakar pemakanan di Amerika Syarikat (AS) hari ini mengeluarkan nasihat umum bagi menjelaskan ikan seperti sardin, kembung, tuna kecil dan salmon, kaya dengan asid omega-3 iaitu komponen lemak yang diketahui membantu perkembangan otak.

Gerakan bersama untuk Kesihatan Ibu dan Bayi Kebangsaan AS pula menjelaskan, kaum wanita memerlukan nutrien itu untuk mengelakkan kemurungan selepas melahirkan anak manakala bayi memerlukannya untuk perkembangan otak dan kemahiran motor pergerakan.

Menurut kenyataan gerakan itu, 90 peratus wanita juga tidak makan ikan sebanyak disarankan mungkin kerana khuatir mengandungi kandungan merkuri yang tinggi.

Kandungan merkuri yang tinggi boleh ditemui dalam ikan pemangsa seperti jerung atau tuna dan boleh menjadi toksin kepada saraf dan otak bayi.

Stress Reliever

We know sometimes how stressful life could be. So the purpose of this message is to put a smile on your face. Keep Smiling and stay motivated, positive, cute, macho… which ever you prefer

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: “What’s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?”
Husband to wife: “Golfing with friends, my dear.”
Wife to husband: “What? At 2 am ?!”
Husband to wife: “Yes, We used night clubs.”

Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: “To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me – my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Upgrading Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Yahudi di telan bumi!!!

Rahsia untuk kekal Jelita…sanggupkah anda?

Niezam_Phg says:

Agaknya pernah kah kita terfikir selama ini apakah bahan yang terkandung dalam kosmetik di pasaran ketika ini…… sampai bila kita menjadi mangsa ketaksuban hasil kelicikan media pengiklanan mentafsirkan erti ‘kecantikan’ selama ini. industri kosmetik mencatatkan keuntungan setiap tahun yang membayangkan kegilaan wanita terhadap usaha menjadi cantik seperti yang diterjemahkan oleh iklan semasa….soalnya untuk siapa anda menjadi cantik? adakah untuk makhluk bernama lelaki?…berbaloikah? tepuk hati tanya akal…..kerana ‘kecantikan dalam hati’ itu lebih bererti…renungkan.

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Beer untuk pasaran negara islam???

Carlsberg keluarkan beer tanpa alcohol untuk pasaran Negara islam. Carlsberg Brewery Malaysia Bhd yang beroperasi di Shah Alam, Selangor telah bertekad untuk meluaskan pasaran mereka khususnya ke negara Arab di Asia Barat bagi produk Beer tanpa alkohol.

Menurut Pengarah Urusan Carlsberg yang baru, Soren Holm Jensen dalam temubual bersama wartawan The Edge FinancialDaily, beer tanpa alkohol ini akan disasarkan kepada masyarakat Islam disana. Tiada sebarang logo halal akan diletakan pada pelekat botol minuman berkenaan, kerana ianya dikeluarkan dari kilang yang sama yang memproses minuman beralkohol yang lain keluaran syarikat ini.

Perkara ini sekaligus dilihat sebagai strategi untuk mempromosikan jenama Carlsberg di dunia arab dan tidak mustahil pada masa akan datang permintaan terhadap arak Carlsberg akan wujud di sana .

Langkah Kerajaan Malaysia menaikkan cukai minum keras, langsung tidak menjejaskan prestasi jualan syarikat ini yang kini mensasarkan Malaysia sebagai induk bagi pengeluaran produk minum syarikat Carlsberg untuk pasaran seluruh dunia.

Di mata dunia, umat Islam seluruh dunia melihat bahawa negara yang mempengerusikan OIC ini sebagai contoh ‘negara Islam’ yang berjaya. Hakikatnya Islam di negara ini berjaya menjadikan Malaysia sebagai pusat pengeluaran arak yang terbesar di rantau ini.

Seluruh Umat Islam dinegara ini akan berdosa sekiranya negara ini terus menerus menjadi negara pengeluar arak yang merosakkan umat Islam dan umat lain diseluruh dunia.

Di akui bahawa arak adalah kegemaran bagi beberapa golongan di Malaysia ini dan itu adalah hak asasi mereka. Walaubagaimana pun semua agama yang ada di Malaysia menolak arak atau beer sebagai minuman kerana ianya lebih banyak mendatangkan mudarat dari kebaikan.

Jumlah pengeluaran arak di Malaysia sudah melebihi dari jumlah keperluan pasaran dalam negara. Tindakan Carlsberg yang ingin meluaskan pasarannya benar-benar mencabar prinsip Islam Hadhari.

“Rasulullah s.a.w. melaknat tentang arak, sepuluh golongan: (1) yang memerahnya, (2) yang minta diperahkannya, (3) yang meminumnya, (4) yang membawanya, (5) yang minta dihantarinya, (6) yang menuangkannya, (7) yang menjualnya, (8) yang makan harganya, (9) yang membelinya, (10) yang minta dibelikannya .”

Source: Blog Niezam_Phg